With you, once more

My friends and followers of this column,

I must firstly apologise for my absence from writing for these last few months.
I was approached by a major world government - I can't say which one, suffice to say it is a highly respected administration - to head up a scientific security think tank. During the three month program I was, for obvious reasons, not permitted to update my blog. The work we accomplished, while I am restricted from talking about it, will undoubtedly change all your lives for the better over the coming decades. I am proud to have been a part of such important work, and feel I have done my duty as a prominent human being and have used my gifts to the benefit of mankind.

Due to my "time off" from my normal activities, I now have a lot of commitments to catch up on. Important lecture tours to pick up (and many thanks to my esteemed friends Professor Genne Anderbeit and Dr Harry S'fere for covering during my absence) and assorted cancelled guest speaker invitations to make up for (with particular apologies to the Canadian Orig-Naux Foundation for Original Thought for missing their centenary celebrations).

Despite the turmoil of recent times, and in particular my own life, I understand peoples need for stability. While my own schedule is, at best, difficult to forecast, I shall continue to update this column regally. I hope this will keep you all apprised of my thoughts and activates to a sufficient level.